6.22.2016

Trump Tax Docs Show 2015 Net Worth of $79.26

LAST UPDATED @ 1:47PM (6.22.2016)

Donald Trump was worth $79.26 in 2015 when accounting for all of his expenses and outstanding debts.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, presumptive Republican presidential nominee and alleged billionaire Donald Trump released his latest tax documents. The 2015 documents - currently being audited by the IRS - showed Trump was worth $79.26.

"Donald Trump claimed he made $2.3 million last year, but that was just his revenue. When factoring in expenses, Trump actually lost $21.7 million in 2015," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

6.20.2016

Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

LAST UPDATED @ 7:24PM (6.20.2016)

Sarah Palin promises Trump campaign will go through 'Real America' to fire up king-size voting gangs composed exclusively of Whites in November.

Sarah Palin speaking at the 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (Above) 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump's presidential campaign manager. Trump hired the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate and former Governor of Alaska after firing Corey Lewandowski earlier in the day.

"I am just so darn happy-proud to be running the Trump train now. We're gonna change America even if we have to take most Americans kickin' and screamin' there," said Sarah Palin at her first press conference as Trump campaign manager.

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