7.28.2016

TNA Projects Donald Trump Next President of United States

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LAST UPDATED @ 9:27PM (7.28.2016)

TNA projects Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States of America.

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Trump at campaign rally in Arizona in June 2016. (Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - TNA projects Donald Trump will win the 2016 election and be the next President of the United States of America with 0% of voting districts reporting in all 50 states. Trump has won all of the battleground states and some formerly reliable Democratic states.

"Trump being a White man and billionaire who perpetually whines he is constantly under attack by the weakest and least powerful people in the country really resonated with large numbers of poor, uneducated, and racist Whites," explained TNA Senior Elections Chief Lee R. Fukt.

7.17.2016

Trump Tells Some Convention Goers to Wear Blackface to Show GOP's Diversity

LAST UPDATED @ 7:50PM (7.18.2016)

Donald Trump says he will not arrive at 2016 Republican National Convention in blackface, but urges others to do so.

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​Singer and actor Al Jolson wearing blackface in the musical film The Jazz Singer. (Left)
Donald Trump in Arizona in March 2016. (Photo: Gage Skidmore). (Right)

CLEVELAND, OHIO (The Nil Admirari) - Today, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump urged some Republicans to show up to the 2016 Republican National Convention in blackface. Trump claimed the act would show how diverse the GOP was.

"I think it would be a fabulous, fabulous idea if some - and I'm not saying all, just some - people at the Republican National Convention showed up in blackface," said Trump at an Alabama campaign rally boasting white sheets, pointy hats, and burning crosses.

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