Republican Senate Ready to Confirm Ghost of Scalia to Supreme Court

LAST UPDATED @ 6:07PM (5.28.2016)

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell denies existence of Obama Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland.

Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia died in February 2016.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) confirmed reports Republicans were ready to confirm the ghost of Antonin Scalia to the Supreme Court.

"On Monday, Senate Republicans will confirm the ghost of Antonin Scalia to the vacant seat left by the deceased Antonin Scalia," declared McConnell


Trump Supporter Punishes Child for Acting like Trump

LAST UPDATED @ 12:07PM (5.24.2016)

Conrad Hazzard, the son of a Trump supporter, has been a pompous and disrespectful bastard. 

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Conrad Hazzard has increasingly been a self-centered jerk during this presidential election cycle.

BRAINTREE, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, avid Donald Trump supporter Jacob Hazzard reported his eight-year-old son Conrad had been extremely disrespectful over the last few months, and had to be punished on his mother's birthday.

"I don't know what has gotten into Conrad lately. He can never be wrong. It's like Conrad no longer has any grip on reality, and blatantly lies about everything," explained Hazzard, an electrician and married father of two.


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