5.25.2017

Trump Says Russia Should be Invited to Join NATO

LAST UPDATED @ 12:38PM (5.25.2017)

Trump says Putin "hugely excited" about Russian Federation joining NATO in recent conversation.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

BRUSSELS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Trump addressed leaders of the allied nations in NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization). After calling America's NATO allies 'deadbeats' for not paying their dues, Trump suggested the Russian Federation should be invited to join the anti-Russia alliance.

"Once we get everyone paying up around here, I think Russia should be asked to join NATO. It's amazing no one else has come up with this idea before. It' so simple, and makes so much sense for both Europe and Russia, which has been treated so unfairly just like me," said Trump.

4.06.2017

Public Servant Abuses Take Your Daughter to Work Day

LAST UPDATED @ 12:02PM (4.6.2017)

A public servant is bringing his daughter to work with him every day and giving her increasingly important tasks, according to his subordinates.

Source: Wonkette
The public employee and his daughter. (Image Source)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, dozens of public employees speaking on the condition of anonymity confirmed their boss was blatantly violating professionalism in the workplace and the spirit of Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Employees claimed their supervisor was bringing his daughter to work every day well before April 27th - the official date of Take Your Daughter to Work Day - and seemed intent on continuing the practice on a long-term basis.

"At first, we thought it was cute that our boss was bringing his daughter to work, but that has definitely worn off," confessed one employee. "Now we have crayon all over the walls, snack food wrappers being left everywhere, and someone is stealing things from our lunches."

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