Trump Tells Some Convention Goers to Wear Blackface to Show GOP's Diversity

LAST UPDATED @ 7:50PM (7.18.2016)

Donald Trump says he will not arrive at 2016 Republican National Convention in blackface, but urges others to do so.

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​Singer and actor Al Jolson wearing blackface in the musical film The Jazz Singer. (Left)
Donald Trump in Arizona in March 2016. (Photo: Gage Skidmore). (Right)

CLEVELAND, OHIO (The Nil Admirari) - Today, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump urged some Republicans to show up to the 2016 Republican National Convention in blackface. Trump claimed the act would show how diverse the GOP was.

"I think it would be a fabulous, fabulous idea if some - and I'm not saying all, just some - people at the Republican National Convention showed up in blackface," said Trump at an Alabama campaign rally boasting white sheets, pointy hats, and burning crosses.


Kansas Closes All Public Schools, Sells Buildings to Prison Companies

LAST UPDATED @ 1:07PM (7.11.2016)

Prison companies to turn all Kansas public schools into for-profit prisons while Kansans can opt to not educate children at all. 

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TOPEKA, KANSAS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback signed a bill into law closing all Kansas public schools and selling the buildings to for-profit prison corporations. The law also permanently closed the Kansas State Department of Education, ordered the arrest of public school employees, and outlawed any academic standards.

"I am proud to announce the government's K-12 schools are officially closed in Kansas. Public education employees are urged to turn themselves into police, as warrants have been issued for their arrest," announced Governor Brownback.


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