Thousands of New Yorkers Registered as Automatic Hillary Voters

LAST UPDATED @ 10:40AM (4.19.2016)

Thousands of New Yorkers arrive at polling place to be told they had already voted for Hillary Clinton.

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ALBANY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, thousands of New Yorkers arrived at polling places across their state to be told they had already voted in the Democratic presidential primary. The voters were informed they had changed their voter registration to automatically vote for former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, which they had simply forgotten about.

"I thought people would be happy to hear they had already voted when they arrived to vote, but pretty much all of them were extremely angry," confessed Albany poll worker Peggy Simcoe, a Clinton supporter.

Simcoe continued, "I literally said 'good news, you already voted for Hillary Clinton, and you can go back to work, or home, or wherever now.' I was yelled at and threatened with legal action."

"I'm actually still in shock about the negative reaction of voters. It's not my fault if you can't remember changing your own voter registration," explained Simcoe.

Secretary Clinton thanked all of her supporters that believed in her so much they didn't even need to show up at a polling place to cast a vote.

"I am confident this system of automatically casting votes for Americans will soon be the new normal in our great democracy," said Clinton.


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