Saudi Arabia Threatens to Break up with America if it Digs into 9/11

LAST UPDATED @ 9:57PM (4.18.2016)

Saudi Arabia warns the United States their relationship is at risk if Congress does not stop asking questions about the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

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Saudi Arabia wants the United States to forget about the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
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RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Saudi Arabia threatened to break up with the United States if Congress continued to ask questions about the Saudi role in the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks. Saudi Arabia claimed the United States was obsessed with the subject, and their relationship was being strained by its lack of trust in the kingdom.

"I don't know how much longer we can continue our relationship with the United States if Congress wants to start digging into ancient history and declassify information regarding our role in 9/11," stated Saudi Arabia's King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.

King Salman continued, "Saudi Arabia may have to break up with the United States if its mistrust and paranoia continues. These out-of-bounds accusations of infidelity need to stop."

"The vast majority of hijackers on 9/11 were only from Saudi Arabia due to our inclusive society that respects personal liberties and the West," stated King Salman.

An unidentified member of the press asked King Salman if the United States could take any immediate actions to save their relationship.

"America could apologize to Saudi Arabia for being so unreasonable, and remember how much oil we sell it," replied Salman.


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