Hillary Says She Pities Bernie Supporters Aware of Her Record

LAST UPDATED @ 12:01PM (4.3.2016)

Hillary Clinton says it is better for supporters of Bernie Sanders to embrace the bliss of ignorance, not be aware of her record, and not see what is coming.

Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)
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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential frontrunner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton confessed she pitied supporters of Bernie Sanders, because they knew her record and were aware of what kind of president she would be. Clinton declared it was better for Sanders supporters to be blissfully ignorant of how she would betray them and work tirelessly to repay her rich donors.

"Supporters of Bernie Sanders really need to lighten up, and stop being so worried about my record of corruption benefiting the richest Americans and corporations at the expense of social and economic justice for vast majority of Americans," said Clinton, who seemed unable to temper her arrogance.

Secretary Clinton continued, "Bernie Sanders supporters are just stressing themselves out about something they can't possibly do anything about. I think it is better to be blissfully ignorant than knowing what is coming."

"It's like when someone surprises you by ripping off a Band-Aid instead of making you worry about what is about to happen. In this case, worsening economic inequality and social injustice is about to happen," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton if there were any other major things Americans should be blissfully ignorant of.

"I will probably be sending American kids off to wars of choice. That George W. Bush was on to something," replied Clinton.


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