Ted Cruz Proposes Plan to Patrol Liberal Neighborhoods

LAST UPDATED @ 2:03PM (3.29.2015)

Ted Cruz says liberal neighborhoods must be patrolled to prevent them from becoming radicalized.

Senator Ted Cruz at 2014 CPAC. Cruz claims to be more anti-liberty than Trump.
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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and soulless shell U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas unveiled his plan to patrol liberal neighborhoods in America. Cruz asserted the increased presence of police in liberal neighborhoods was the only way to prevent them from becoming radicalized.

"If we don't crack down on liberal neighborhoods across our great nation there will be serious and deadly consequences for Americans in every corner of the United States," warned Cruz.

Cruz continued, "Extremist beliefs like the absurd notion healthcare is a human right will only spread throughout these communities, and beyond, if we do not stop them dead."

"Just imagine a ruined America where no one is allowed to descend into abject poverty, education is a human right, and the War on Drugs is over," stated Cruz.

Republican presidential frontrunner and billionaire Donald Trump criticized Cruz's plan for not keeping more liberals from entering the United States.

"We need to stop all liberals from coming into this country until we can figure out what is going on," said Trump.


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