Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire

LAST UPDATED @ 11:15PM (2.9.2016)

Hillary Clinton tells the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after they failed to support her enough to win the state's Democratic primary election.

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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had badly lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.

Secretary Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman."
"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.

"The fear of burning in hell is probably my best bet," replied Clinton.


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