Thomas Basil, a right-wing politics man who barely completed high school, observes it is cold outside and attacks the science of global climate change on social media to embarrass the world's scientists.
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| Thomas Basil is a right-wing politics man who believes things like Republicans will fix America's infrastructure by cutting his taxes. |
BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a Massachusetts man with a record of following right-wing media observed it was cold outside, and shared his observation on social media to embarrass the world's scientists. Thomas Basil, a construction worker and married father of two, used his superior deductive reasoning skills to shame science and destroy the scientific theory of global climate change with his rival scientific thesis that climate change was bullshit.
"Its EXTREMEY COLD... and its gonna be like supper record COLD tonite and tomarrow. Stupid sience idiots and libs and there climeat change BS. LOL," stated Basil in his first social media post, which outlined his scientific theory for his friends.
Mr. Basil continued to advance his scientific thesis with his second post, which read, "ITS COLD OUTSIDE MORANS. Wheres GLOBBELL WARMENG? ROFL!"
"And dont tell me oh it was almost 70 degrees on XMASS, because that was BEARLY, BEARLY WINTER TYME!" declared Basil.
Basil was asked by some of his social media friends if he knew the difference between local weather and global climate.
"ROFLMAO! MOVE TO CHINA, COMMEZ!" replied Mr. Basil.