Hillary Clinton Tells Supporters Bernie Sanders the Son of Stalin

LAST UPDATED @ 3:09PM (1.23.2016)

Hillary Clinton tells supporters U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is the son of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin and a communist sleeper agent determined to seize control of the United States.

Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)
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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton drew a contrast with U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont by telling supporters her rival was the son of Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin while she was not. Clinton also accused Sanders of being a sleeper agent, and part of a long-term communist conspiracy started by Stalin to seize control of the United States.

"Americans need to know that Bernie Sanders is a communist sleeper agent and the illegitimate son of brutal Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. Bernie was sent to America to seize control of our government, and he is trying to do just that," warned Secretary Clinton, who disclosed she learned about the plot while at the State Department.

Clinton continued, "I may not care about regular Americans or be interested in fighting to make sure they have livable wages and healthcare, but at least I am not a communist agent and the son of a brutal dictator."

"Americans just need to do what they think is right with this information," said Clinton, who asked, "Do you want a guy who is a communist and wants to regulate the banks, or me?"

An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton why she did not expose Senator Sanders when she first learned he was a communist agent and the son of Stalin.

"I wish I had," replied Clinton.


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