Trump Afraid Bernie Sanders Will Present Americans Actual Solutions

LAST UPDATED @ 5:33PM (12.28.2015)

Trump attacks Bernie Sanders for trying to steal his supporters by showing Americans actual solutions to the issues they are so angry about.

Bernie Sanders
U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders during a filibuster in December 2010. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and loose cannon billionaire Donald Trump declared he was very afraid U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont - a Democratic presidential candidate - will steal his supporters by offering Americans actual solutions to the issues they are so angry and frustrated about. Trump criticized Sanders for attempting to expose him as the billionaire fraud he actually was, and giving Americans rational alternatives to punitive non-solutions based on hate and fear.

"Bernie Sanders is just a huge loser socialist who is trying to make it look like he represents everything that is right with America, and I represent everything that is wrong with America. Sanders is absolutely crazy if he thinks he can show my supporters there are alternatives to my violence-heavy non-solutions to their overwhelming hate and fear," said Trump, who wore a pink "Make America Great Again" cap.

Trump continued, "He wants people of different races, religions, and socio-economic classes to work together to solve the country's problems rather than be divided and fight each other. That plan is completely crazy, because the last thing super-rich American plutocrats want is the American people to stop hating each other and realize the they are robbing them blind."

"Sanders doesn't want to build a wall, or nuke Iran, or beat up anyone who looks like they shouldn't be in America. Instead, he wants to tackle issues like income inequality, a hugely-belligerent foreign policy, a rigged financial system absent of meaningful regulation, a massive domestic prison population, police brutality, and on and on," explained Trump.

An unidentified member of the press asked Mr. Trump if there were any of Bernie Sanders' policies he supported.

"I like his position on Hillary Clinton losing the Democratic presidential primaries," replied Trump.


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