President Obama Designates NRA "Domestic Terrorist Organization"

LAST UPDATED @ 4:21PM (12.6.2015)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, President Obama designated the National Rifle Association (NRA) a "Domestic Terrorist Organization" and instructed the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) to destroy the highly organized terror network "for waging a campaign of terror on the American people." Both DHS and the FBI - who have been warning of right-wing terrorism for years - have already raided NRA Headquarters in Fairfax, Virgina, and arrested key members of the organization they hope will help lead them to NRA leader Wayne LaPierre.

"Earlier today, I declared the NRA a 'Domestic Terrorist Organization.' The NRA has been giving right-wing domestic terrorists moral and material support to wage a war on the American people. As a result, I have instructed the FBI and DHS to freeze all NRA assets, raid the organization's headquarters, and arrest all of its high-ranking members," explained Obama, who addressed his fellow Americans from behind his desk in the Oval Office.

President Obama continued, "The NRA has actively encouraged disaffected right-wing extremists to believe the Second Amendment protects their freedom to bear arms regardless of circumstances and how many Americans are killed by firearms. Our streets are now awash with weapons of war under the guise of self-protection, which is directly related to the NRA's victim-blaming and false promise of absolute protection if all Americans are armed."

The plague of gun violence in the United States. (Above)

"The NRA has also encouraged the treasonous notion the Second Amendment protects an individual's freedom to overthrow the government utilizing a readily available supply of firearms. This ignores the 'militia' referenced in the amendment, as well as early American history and the fact the Constitution replaced the Articles of Confederation to make the government stronger," stated Obama.

Obama continued, "And while the NRA riles all of these right-wing extremists up, it shirks all personal and moral responsibility. It also blocks any meaningful gun control, like setting up a registry of firearms to make sure all firearms have identification numbers that cannot be tampered with and make tracing a weapon's history far quicker during a criminal investigation."

"So, the butchery of Americans continues due to a plague of gun violence perpetuated by an apathetic NRA, and a corrupt Congress bought-off by the gun lobby. If they will not act, I will. NRA offices across the country are being raided as I speak, and we are very close to finding the terror group's leader, Wayne LaPierre," declared Obama.

The government's raids on NRA sites across the nation have scattered the domestic terrorist group's members, who have have blended into the population. DHS and the FBI told TNA this was not a real problem, as a warrant served earlier in the day gave them access to the NRA's membership list.


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