Trump Invites Black Lives Matter Activists to "Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally"

LAST UPDATED @ 5:44PM (11.22.2015)

PHOENIX, ARIZONA (The Nil Admirari) -  Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and extremely bored billionaire Donald Trump invited Black Lives Matter activists to his "Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally" in Phoenix later this week in order to open a dialogue. Trump supporters are being encouraged to bring breeds of dogs usually used by law enforcement agencies from home - if they have them - to facilitate the exchange of ideas during the rally, but Black Lives Matter activists in Phoenix have told TNA they were told to only bring themselves.

"I am giving an open invitation to all Blacks Lives Matter activists in the Phoenix area to come to my Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally on Wednesday at the Gila River Arena. My supporters will bring the dogs, and the local fire department will bring the hoses so we can open what will totally be a hugely honest, passionate, and probably very painful dialogue," stated Trump, who declared such a meeting was "long overdue."

Trump added, "The Black Lives Matter people are not allowed to bring dogs. That will just be too confusing having all of those dogs around. How would we be able to exchange ideas with each other in a respectful and brutally straightforward way with all of those dogs?"

Donald Trump speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.27.2015. 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

An unidentified member of the press asked Trump if the invitation to Black Lives Matter activists was related to him encouraging his supporters to beat up one of the group's activists during a rally in Birmingham, Alabama yesterday.

"You know, why does the media have to focus on such stupid things that just don't matter?" inquired a shrugging Trump, who waved dismissively at the reporter responsible for the question.

Trump supporters had reserved all of the available space for the Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally within 3 minutes of reservations being made available to the public.


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