Hillary: "Anyone Who Does Not Vote for Me is a Sexist"

LAST UPDATED @ 7:51PM (10.26.2015)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) -  Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton proactively branded every American who refused to vote for her "a sexist." Clinton asserted if anyone disagreed with her on policy they were "likely a sexist," but any American who did not vote for her was "definitely a sexist."

"Anyone who doesn't vote for me is a sexist. I'll debate issues with all the sexists that disagree with me, but at election time if you do not vote for me then you are an unabashed sexist and woman-hater," stated Clinton.

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. (Above)
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Clinton added, "Unhappy about me flip-flopping on issues like gay civil rights and preemptive war, because I looked at the polls? Fine. Just know you are definitely still a sexist if you vote for anyone, except me."

"Let's all just stop playing games and stop pretending I don't have this whole presidential race in the bag. Because I will not be denied again by sexist Americans," explained Clinton.

"It's clearly my turn to be president, so Americans can prove they are not sexist by just giving me the presidency," said Clinton.


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