98.6% of Trump Supporters Unable to Spell or Define "Xenophobia"

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - A TNA study released today showed 98.6% of Donald Trump's supporters were unable to spell or define "xenophobia." The study also showed roughly the same results for those who were asked to spell or define "authoritarianism."

"Virtually all supporters of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump were unable to define 'xenophobia,' which is amazing considering how much hatred of foreigners plays a role in his campaign," explained Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Donald Trump speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.27.2015. 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Schneider continued, "It was very much the same for the term 'authoritarianism.' Again,
ridiculously ironic considering how many of the billionaire's 'policy' ramblings are unconstitutional."

Parallel studies found 92.3% of Ben Carson's supporters were unable to spell "neurosurgeon," and the five remaining supporters of Rick Santorum were unaware of the definition of "Santorum."

Upon learning of the studies, Donald Trump asserted, "my supporters just need time to learn stuff, much like I will when I become the next president."


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