Fox News, Cons Act Like Emotionally Mature, Respectful Adults By Wishing Carter the Best, Thanking Him For Service to Country

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Fox News and conservatives from around the country continued to make respectful statements of support and give their best wishes to former President Jimmy Carter, who announced he has brain cancer and a grim prognosis. The reverent tone of the conservative statements to Carter encouraged many Americans that perhaps all semblance of respectful discourse may not have been removed from their country's politics.

"Fox News wants to wish President Carter the best. We may have different political philosophies, but he is still worthy of respect and humanity," stated Fox News President Roger Ailes, on behalf of everyone at the network.

President Jimmy Carter signing a bill. (PHOTO SOURCE)

Conservative commentator Debbie Schlussel echoed Ailes's sentiments and stated, "I want to thank Carter for his service to America in the military and government, and his service to the world as a humanitarian."

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and the far-right website WorldNetDaily.com all sent their best wishes to Carter immediately following his Thursday press conference to announce he had brain cancer.

Carter thanked the conservatives for rising above partisan politics and "acting like emotionally mature and respectful adults."


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