71% of Americans Want Fox News and Trump War, Hope for Mutually Assured Destruction

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a TNA poll discovered 71% of Americans were in favor of renewed hostilities between Fox News and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The mutually assured destruction of both lying, far-right, and bigoted entities was seen as a positive for the political discourse of the country.

"A large majority of Americans really want to see Fox News and Trump go to war, and hope they annihilate each other for the benefit of the country," stated Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Donald Trump speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.27.2015. 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Schneider added, "Virtually everyone in that 71% majority believed it was only a matter of time before the pomposity of one of them upset the very sensitive feelings of the other."

Those Americans not in favor of a war between Fox News and Donald Trump stated they really liked how both were "very angry and tell it like it is."

A war between Fox News and Trump nearly broke out before this story was published, because Trump called Fox News his "bitch."


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