Republicans, War Profiteers Still Hopeful for War with Iran

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Congressional Republicans announced today that despite a nuclear agreement between President Obama and Iran they were still very optimistic about a war with the Iranians. Republicans pointed to the extremists in Iran and to themselves as being the ultimate reason why peace would never be successfully negotiated between the two powers.

"Even if we don't kill this deal in Congress there is no way the extremists in Iran and us here at home won't violate the deal," said Speaker of the House John Boehner, who held a one-fourth full jug of Carlo Rossi Chablis.

Iran (in green above), the place Republicans and war profiteers want to send poor and middle class Americans in the next war.
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Boehner added,  "Either way, the Iranians or Republicans and our defense contractor friends will concoct a pretext for a war that will likely escalate into a regional and then global conflict."

"Remember that love letter me and 46 other Republican senators wrote to Iran warning them we would kill any deal? Well, I met with defense contractors the day after sending it," disclosed Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR), who grinned.

War profiteers admitted they could hardly wait to send poor and middle class kids to fight a bloody war with Iran so they can become even more rich - just like they did during the war with Iraq that started in 2003.