"There's nothing for it. The slime encapsulating my plump frame just spews from my body and is largely a defense mechanism so I can slip my way out of tight spots," said LePage, who is currently under investigation for misusing the authority of his office to extort a charter school.
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Maine Governor Paul LePage. (Above) (Photo: AP) |
"Let's cut taxes so next year I have a reason to further cut programs for the weakest and most vulnerable members of our community. And preferably before my possible impeachment," stated LePage.
Governor LePage recently endorsed New Jersey Governor Chris Christie to be the Republican nominee for president, because "Christie is the slimiest son of a bitch out there."