Bill Cosby Announces Run for Republican Presidential Nomination

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, actor and comedian Bill Cosby announced he will run for president as a Republican. The producer and star of "The Cosby Show"  believed the accusations he drugged and raped 40+ women over four decades will be viewed as a positive by Republican primary voters, because "I take what I want and blame the victims after exploiting them."

"I have been paying real close attention to the Republican presidential field, especially Trump. What strikes me is Republicans love to restrict rights and blame others for their problems while refusing to take personal  responsibility for their actions - like in alleged cases of rape," stated a smiling Cosby.

Bill Cosby's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame awarded in 1977.

Cosby added, "Trump hates illegal immigrants and blames them for rape, murder, and taking jobs away while he uses them for cheap labor. Well, I admit to drugging and raping way over 40 women, and it is all their fault for having a vagina, which I believe the 2016 GOP platform states."

An unidentified female member of the press refused Cosby's offer of a private interview "over some drinks."

Actor and comedian Whoopi Goldberg said Cosby had contacted her about being his vice president.


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