"The Americans we hate must stop defending themselves and let us do our thing," said Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) as he drank his late morning jug of Chablis.
Boehner added, "They just need to accept there are other Americans who are better than them and only pay lip service to that whole 'equality, liberty, and justice for all' thing. Any resistance to that amounts to them persecuting us."
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"The recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage is an example of the broad persecution of Christians who hate gays," stated Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX).
A large majority of America's conservatives agreed they were ready to go down in flames in 2016 as long as they could keep hating their fellow Americans and be on the wrong side of history again.