Ben Carson Shares Date to Wed Horse Due to Gay Marriage Ruling

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson announced today he will keep his promise and marry a horse on September 18th of this year. TNA reported on May 4th that Carson had promised to marry a horse if the Supreme Court made gay marriage legal across the country, which it did yesterday.

"Well, I am going to do it now. The Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage is forcing my hand and making me marry a wonderful mare named Hee Haw," said Carson, who has compared gay marriage to bestiality and pedophilia.

Carson added, "It will be a private and solemn affair on September 18th. Justice Antonin Scalia has also agreed to preside over the wedding."

Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson. (Above)

A member of the press asked Carson if he was planning a honeymoon with Hee Haw.

"I am getting married to a horse. It's best if we leave it at that," replied Carson.

Carson announced Mike Huckabee will be his best man.