"The Totally-Not-Gay Christian Leaders of America will be working tirelessly to fight against gay marriage and other gay rights issues," stated TNGCLA Communications Director Ben Neely.
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A flag initially considered by the TNGCLA until the group discovered it was already being used. (Above) |
All reporters present agreed that it was not.
"Okay then. Where was I?" asked a flushed Neely. "Oh yeah, the blasphemous and ungodly acts of homosexuals who go at each other like ravenous animals in the night and... oh my..."
The press conference ended abruptly due to Neely's need to "consult Jesus and call his wife and children."