President Norris quickly declared martial law to reestablish order and directed the Texas State Guard to surround every U.S. military base in the former American territory.
"The people of Texas are in no way insulting America's brave soldiers who are just following orders, but we will target any American military personnel who have not left Texas within seventy-two hours," said President Norris during a press conference from his presidential mansion at the Alamo.
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President Chuck Norris. (PHOTO: DOD Sergeant Alicia J. Brito, USMC) |
Cruz quickly resigned from the United State Senate and terminated his campaign to be the Republican Party's nominee for President of the United States.
President Obama was asked for comment on the unfolding events in Texas. He shrugged and replied, "meh."