"I have already met some very nice Texans who are going to be deported tomorrow. But what really strikes me is how overwhelmed by emotion their American children are when they hear about our wonderful Say Good Bye Program," stated presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (TX-R).
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Americans who support the Say Good Bye Program. (Above) (Photo: Jose Luis Magana/Reuters) |
Ryan also said children born in the United States to illegal immigrant parents should not worry too much about the separation.
"If I get my way it will be retroactively unlawful for children of illegal immigrants to become American citizens just because they are born here. So they will be reunited with family members very soon due to their new 'illegal immigrant' standing," explained Ryan.
In related news, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) has stopped visiting the homes of illegal immigrants after several complaints he was "visibly drunk and singing La Cucaracha."