BREAKING: Huckabee Hosted Josh Duggar at Memorial Day BBQ

BLUE MOUNTAIN BEACH, FLORIDA (The Nil Admirari) - Former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee hosted confessed sexual predator and reality-show star Josh Duggar at his Memorial Day BBQ on Monday, two sources close to Huckabee confirmed today. Huckabee is running for the Republican presidential nomination and has been criticized by former supporters for his defense of the "19 Kids and Counting" star's criminal actions as a teen.

"Well, you know boys will be boys and I just love Josh and his devout evangelical Christian family on TLC. I especially like it when they throw stones from their glass house by condemning divorcees, women who want to control their reproductive health, and homosexuals," said Huckabee, who was unperturbed by Americans learning about the company he keeps.

Huckabee at 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (PHOTO: Gage Skidmore)

"So what if Josh molested some of his sisters when he was a teen and only confessed publicly after In Touch Weekly discovered a 2006 police report last week? And so what if Josh was never held accountable for his actions?" asked Huckabee, who seemed pleased with his reasoning.

Governor Huckabee refused to comment on whether he remembered the political platform of Jim Bob Duggar - Josh's father - when he ran for U.S. Senate in 2002 and stated incest should be punishable by death.

"You know, Josh said he apologized to Jesus and is very sorry. So no harm, no foul in my book. Now let's get back to talking about how divorce, women's reproductive health, and gays are destroying the fabric of American society," stated Huckabee.


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