10.16.2017

President McConnell of Kentucky Has Lunch with Trump

LAST UPDATED @ 3:56PM (10.16.2017)

"We had some very good discussions about how to bigly improve the future relationship between the United States and the great nation of Kentucky. Bigly," said Trump.

Screenshot taken from NBC News 10.16.2017.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Donald Trump had lunch with Mitch McConnell at the White House. Mr. Trump asserted it was an honor to sit with the president of Kentucky and talk about important matters to both countries.

"We had some very good discussions about how to bigly improve the future relationship between the United States and the great nation of Kentucky. Bigly," said Trump during a joint press conference.


Trump continued, "I mean, we talked a lot about how similar our two countries are, and I found out we have a lot in common. And I mean a lot. When I say a lot, you know I mean a lot."

"For instance, we both hate Obama and Obamacare, among many, many other things... Many other things," asserted Trump.


A unidentified member of the press asked Trump what other things were talked about with President McConnell.

"We have even more in common with Kentucky than the Virgin Islands. That's all I'll say," replied Trump.

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