6.30.2017

Trump Drops Phone into Toilet Delaying War with North Korea

LAST UPDATED @ 3:51PM (6.30.2017)

Trump was going to declare war on North Korea via Twitter when he dropped his phone in the toilet.

Mr Trump's phone in the toilet. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Mr. Trump confirmed he dropped his cell phone into a toilet at 3:47am while preparing to evacuate his bowels of fast food. Trump was about to declare war on North Korea via Twitter when the incident occurred.

"I had my pants down and was just about to sit on the toilet when my cell phone jumped out of my hands and plopped right into the toilet. That's the phone that had the proof my inauguration crowds were the biggest ever," declared Trump.

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