5.25.2017

Trump Says Russia Should be Invited to Join NATO

LAST UPDATED @ 12:38PM (5.25.2017)

Trump says Putin "hugely excited" about Russian Federation joining NATO in recent conversation.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

BRUSSELS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Trump addressed leaders of the allied nations in NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization). After calling America's NATO allies 'deadbeats' for not paying their dues, Trump suggested the Russian Federation should be invited to join the anti-Russia alliance.

"Once we get everyone paying up around here, I think Russia should be asked to join NATO. It's amazing no one else has come up with this idea before. It' so simple, and makes so much sense for both Europe and Russia, which has been treated so unfairly just like me," said Trump.

Trump added, "I already talked to Russia about my great idea. Putin told me I am the smartest peraons he has ever known. Maybe the smartest man on the planet. Bigly smart. Very bigly smart. Believe me."

"President Putin is hugely excited about Russia joining NATO. He's very excited, and I told him it would happen fast. So fast. So we need to do it fast," continued Trump.


German Chancellor Angela Merkel was the only leader of a NATO nation available for comment after Trump's remarks.

"No," replied Merkel.

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