3.19.2017

Funeral Savings Accounts to Play Critical Role in Trumpcare

LAST UPDATED @ 11:26AM (3.18.2017)

"The Republican healthcare plan is completely unworkable without the Funeral Savings Accounts. It all comes down without them." - House Speaker Paul Ryan 

Funeral Savings Accounts critical to Trumpcare.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the White House confirmed reports Funeral Savings Accounts will play a lead role in Trumpcare. "Non-negotiable" was the word used by the president to show his commitment to giving millions of Americans the savings accounts to help survivors pay for the funerals resulting from Trumpcare health insurance plans.

"Americans are going to have the most amazing, tippy-top healthcare ever; believe me. That's why Funeral Savings Accounts are non-negotiable and must be a part of the final law. A lot of people are going to need them," Trump explained exclusively to employees of Fox News and Breitbart.

House Speaker Paul Ryan agreed with the president's assessment, and stated, "The Republican healthcare plan is completely unworkable without the Funeral Savings Accounts. It all comes down without them."

Ryan continued, "Trumpcare is essentially a tax cut for the super rich and Funeral Savings Accounts for everyone else who will have access to find health insurance plans they cannot possibly afford."


TNA reached out to Secretary of Health and Human Services Tom Price and asked him if Funeral Savings Accounts were really in the best interests of Americans and their healthcare.

"Absolutely. The Funeral Savings Accounts show how much Republicans care about the American people. It's financially smart to take care of funeral expenses early," replied Price.

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