Trump Fails to Assemble Cabinet Correctly

LAST UPDATED @ 2:50PM  (12.4.2016)

Trump fails to assemble kitchen cabinet set, quits project after nearly 20 minutes of causing irreparable damage.

Source: Cabinet Picture
Kitchen cabinet set President-elect Trump failed to assemble.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, President-elect Trump took some time off from politics and went to one of his properties to help assemble a kitchen cabinet set. Trump confessed he wanted to do the project to "unwind," but after fifteen minutes it was clear he had failed to assemble the cabinets correctly and done irreparable damage to them.

"I don't want to know how to do it correctly. I'm going to do it my way," said Trump at the beginning of the project.

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After being told by his son Baron he was doing it wrong, Trump replied,"I don't care what the directions say. Put them away."

"Kitchen cabinets are being so unfair and I think they were made by Mexicans. Sad," Trump tweeted minutes later.

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President-elect Trump stormed out of the kitchen with Baron just under twenty minutes into the project.

"I'm not paying for these cabinets," Trump said to the press.​


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