Over 16 Million Kids Go Hungry as Media Focuses on Hated Sociopaths

LAST UPDATED @ 10:36AM (9.11.2016)

Corporate media says ratings clearly show American hatred of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton far more relevant to Americans than starving kids in America. 

Why We Love to Hate Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Americans are more interested in these two hated sociopaths than starving kids.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, corporate media outlets confessed they knew about the over 16 million kids going hungry on a daily basis in America, but did not really care. They defended their position by showing how ratings for stories on starving children were way below ratings for stories covering two of the most hated sociopaths ever to run for the U.S. presidency.

"Here are the numbers. They really speak for themselves as far as what the American people are interested in watching," declared corporate media veteran Roger Ailes, former chief sex offender at Fox News.

Ailes continued, "Reporting on starving kids keeps ratings in the tens of thousands, which is very poor. Ratings for stories on Trump and Hillary are in the millions, which is where all the money from sponsors is."

"Americans don't want to be depressed by stories reminding them of starving kids in the most wealthy country on the planet. Americans want superficial stories about two terrible human beings," explained Ailes, who also claimed to be an expert on terrible humans.

Ailes was asked what other stories American did not want to hear about over the ongoing train
wreck of the 2016 presidential election.

"Hunger, poverty, our broken and amoral for-profit healthcare system, and anything else that may be wrong with America are all pretty taboo subjects," replied Ailes.​


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