Trump Screws American Small Businesses so Mexicans Can't

LAST UPDATED @ 12:28PM (8.27.2016)

Donald Trump says American small businesses prefer to be robbed and screwed over by fellow Americans.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump declared he routinely breached contracts with American small businesses and refused to pay them so Mexicans could not do the same.

"I always break contracts with American small businesses and refuse to pay them what I agreed to pay them. Better for me to rob and defraud my fellow Americans than some Mexicans," announced Trump at a campaign rally.

Trump continued, "A lot of people are saying American small businesses prefer to be conned by an American rather than by a Mexican. All of the small businesses I've worked with say the same thing."

"I don't know what people expect from me. A con's gotta con, and I am too special to pay for services small businesses provide me," explained the GOP presidential nominee.

An unidentified member of the press asked Trump if he applied the same rules to taxes, and wondered aloud if that was why his tax returns were being withheld.

"The IRS prefers to be stiffed by American taxpayers over Mexican taxpayers," replied Trump.​


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