TNA Projects Donald Trump Next President of United States

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LAST UPDATED @ 9:27PM (7.28.2016)

TNA projects Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States of America.

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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - TNA projects Donald Trump will win the 2016 election and be the next President of the United States of America with 0% of voting districts reporting in all 50 states. Trump has won all of the battleground states and some formerly reliable Democratic states.

"Trump being a White man and billionaire who perpetually whines he is constantly under attack by the weakest and least powerful people in the country really resonated with large numbers of poor, uneducated, and racist Whites," explained TNA Senior Elections Chief Lee R. Fukt.

Fukt continued, "Hillary Clinton also being highly disliked also played a role, but it was really the swell of xenophobia and shallow American patriotism that pushed Trump into the White House.

Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign demanded TNA reverse its projection of her inevitable defeat, and actually wait to see how badly she will lose in November.

"Not happening," replied Fukt. "We're extremely confident in this projection. Trump will win the White House by stoking the hate, paranoia, fear, and perceived victimization of selfish White Americans."

"Trump has already won the White House even if all of the Republican gerrymandering, voter suppression, and voter fraud doesn't work," promised Fukt.​


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