6.10.2016

Trump Preselling America's Nuclear Weapons to Any Country with Enough Money

LAST UPDATED @ 10:51PM (6.10.2016)

Donald Trump is preselling America's nuclear arsenal in anticipation of becoming president and making America great again.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, presumptive Republican presidential candidate and alleged billionaire Donald Trump confirmed he was preselling weapons from America's nuclear arsenal to any country that could afford them.

"We have too many nuclear weapons. We have so many nuclear weapons that there is no way we can use even close to all of the ones we have," declared Trump.


Trump continued, "It's a terrible waste of good nuclear weapons. So I am making huge deals with countries like North Korea, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, and Somalia. You know, as long as they have the money."

"The only way we can make America great again is to make good deals, and make sure almost every country in the world has nuclear weapons," explained Trump.


An unidentified member of the press asked Mr. Trump if he was aware of the extreme dangers associated with selling nuclear weapons.

"I'm not some kind of idiot. I'll make sure the money is in my personal account before I send the buyers the nuclear weapons," replied Trump.​

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