Sarah Palin Hired as Trump Campaign Manager

LAST UPDATED @ 7:24PM (6.20.2016)

Sarah Palin promises Trump campaign will go through 'Real America' to fire up king-size voting gangs composed exclusively of Whites in November.

Sarah Palin speaking at the 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (Above) 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Sarah Palin was hired to be Donald Trump's presidential campaign manager. Trump hired the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate and former Governor of Alaska after firing Corey Lewandowski earlier in the day.

"I am just so darn happy-proud to be running the Trump train now. We're gonna change America even if we have to take most Americans kickin' and screamin' there," said Sarah Palin at her first press conference as Trump campaign manager.

Palin continued, "As engineer-person of the Trump train, I will be doin' my darndest to make sure the Americans in 'Real America' get their White cabooses off their Cheetos-stained couches in super-crazy-locust numbers."

"We're gonna making sure those lovable, loose-cannon Trump-lovers show up in king-size White voting gangs to get Trump to wherever the gosh-darn president lives in Columbia," explained Palin.

An unidentified member of the press asked Palin if the Trump campaign had a strategy to appeal to non-White Americans in November.

"We don't need the votes of Americans from 'Fake America' if our 'Real America' voting gangs get out there," replied Palin.


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