Americans Surprised to Learn They Have Been at War in Iraq for Over 25 Years

LAST UPDATED @ 5:16PM (6.16.2016)

Most Americans are shocked to learn their country has been at war in Iraq for over 25 years.

Location of American war lasting over a quarter of a century. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a TNA study discovered the United States had been at war in Iraq for over 25 years. TNA determined the perpetual war in Iraq had started with Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

"Over 81% of Americans didn't even realize it's just one big evolving war in Iraq where we try to fix our mistakes and only seem to make it worse. It's been going on for over a quarter of a century now," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Schneider continued, "Americans have been fighting in Iraq since President George H.W. Bush used military force in the early 1990s to remove Iraqi forces from Kuwait."

"Then there were the Iraqi no-fly zones, which were patrolled by American aircraft until President George W. Bush invaded Iraq in 2003," explained Schneider.

"And the United States is still dealing with the repercussions of these misadventures today, despite the best intentions of President Barack Obama to pull military forces out," said Schneider.

The American-backed Iraqi government did not reply to TNA's request for comment.

At press time, TNA confirmed there was no end in sight to America's war in Iraq.​


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