5.17.2016

Trump: 19th Amendment "Unfair" to Presidential Campaign, Ignore It

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump announced the 19th Amendment was a "clear and present danger" to his presidential aspirations. The orange billionaire said he opposed women's suffrage, because he "doesn't want women to suffer." Trump urged all 50 states to ignore the "unfair" 19th Amendment in November, as he feared women would use "reverse sexism" to unfairly punish him for his "unbelievably great love of all women, especially the ones with super-great racks." Trump reassured Rosie O'Donnell she would still be able to vote due to her being "built like a brick shithouse."​

At press time, Alabama had already pledged to strip women of the right to vote.

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