5.14.2016

No American Able to Explain Meaning of "Make America Great Again"

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Not a single American knows what the slogan "Make America Great Again!" means.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - A TNA study conducted this week found not a single American knew what "Make America Great Again" actually meant. The Donald Trump presidential campaign slogan - stolen from Ronald Reagan's 1980 presidential campaign - appeared to be a catchy, but essentially meaningless phrase meant to appeal to a growing number of Americans who were hopelessly ignorant of civics and history. Over 90% of Trump supporters thought the phrase maybe had something to do with a wall, Trump's old man penis, or kicking every non-Caucasian out of America. Over 70% of Americans opposed to Trump thought an earlier version of the phrase had actually been passed down by Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels to the Trump family. Donald Trump responded to TNA's request for clarification of "Make America Great Again" by asserting, "I have no idea. Let the rubes figure it out for themselves."

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