Presidential General Election to Reach "Epic Amounts of Suck"

LAST UPDATED @ 10:23AM (5.8.2016)

A large majority of Americans think watching two highly dangerous psychopaths pretend they care about them will epically suck.
Two extremely dangerous narcissistic psychopaths. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the results of a TNA survey were released regarding the presidential general election, which will likely be between Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton. Nearly 76% of Americans thought the presidential general election would reach "epic amounts of suck" and not be about them or the nation, but about the two very distasteful psychopaths running for the highest political office in the land.

"A small majority of Republicans characterized their party's presidential primary slog as having 'large amounts of suck,' and about half of Democrats judged their party's presidential primary process as having 'above average amounts of suck,'" explained  Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Schneider continued, "So, it really should not be surprising almost 76% of Americans concluded the presidential general election will have 'epic amounts of suck' unparalleled in the history of the United States."

"This large majority of Americans also made it clear it was not looking forward to watching two very unlikable psychopaths talk about themselves, and pretend they cared about anyone else," said Schneider.

An unidentified member of the press asked Schneider if he could make any predictions about the political landscape after the next president is elected.

"There will be more independents, as more Americans become disillusioned with this bullshit two-party political system," predicted Schneider.


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