Hillary Clinton Claims FBI to Give Her Award for "Good Job"
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton claimed the FBI was preparing to give her an award for a "good job" keeping information confidential with the unprotected private e-mail server she used while heading the State Department. Clinton asserted the FBI routinely recognized great leaders, and was not preoccupying itself with a silly criminal investigation. "I will be proud to accept my award for doing a good job while at State, and I am just waiting for the FBI to tell me where and when the ceremony will be," explained Clinton. No one at the FBI was aware of any special "awards department" in the organization.