5.20.2016

For 18th Time Today, Hillary Asks Aide if Bernie Has Conceded Yet


Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - A Clinton campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the eighteenth time today if Bernie Sanders had called to concede the Democratic presidential nomination. Mandy Hazard, a longtime Clinton confidant, declared Clinton had repetitively and pointedly asked her, "Has Bernie Sanders called and conceded the nomination to me yet?" Hazard also explained Clinton became extremely agitated each time she learned Bernie Sanders had not called to quit the race, and charged, "I can't believe he hasn't quit yet. I just can't believe it." When Hazard told Clinton it was not a good idea to call Bernie Sanders and demand he concede, Clinton's eyes glazed over and she replied, "It's my turn. Everyone knows it's my turn, except him." Hazard expected Clinton to ask her the same question regarding Sanders at least ten more times today.​

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