4.21.2016

Trump to Cut Size and Cost of Gov't by Firing Congress, Supreme Court

LAST UPDATED @ 3:27PM (4.21.2016)

Donald Trump says he will reduce the size and cost of the federal government by firing Congress and the Supreme Court, and seizing their powers.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential frontrunner and megalomaniac billionaire Donald Trump unveiled his plan to cut the size and cost of the federal government. Trump pledged to make government more responsive and efficient by firing Congress and the Supreme Court, and seizing all of their federal powers as president.

"It's insane how many branches of government we have in this crooked country. I think there's three, and I can't name any of them, and maybe that's the point. The government is so huge that I can't figure out how it works, or what any part of it does," declared Trump to a cheering crowd of civically ignorant patriots.


Trump continued, "We're going to have to do some seriously huge things if we want to start winning again. We have to fire Congress and the Supreme Court, and give all their powers to the president - but only if that is me."

"Seriously, it's the only way to make America great again. We don't have time for separation of powers and checks and balances, whatever those things are. So they're going to be gone," explained Trump.


An unidentified member of the press asked Trump if he realized his plans to reduce the size and cost of the federal government directly conflicted with the U.S. Constitution.

"Listen, I don't have time to worry about stuff like that. We are gonna save a huge amount of money by cutting Congress and Supreme Court," replied Trump.

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