3.05.2016

Wall Street Projects Hillary Clinton Will Be Next U.S. President

LAST UPDATED @ 8:02PM (3.5.2016)

Wall Street projects former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic presidential nomination and be the next President of the United States of America.

Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)
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NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Wall Street projected former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would defeat U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont for the Democratic presidential nomination, and eventually be the next President of the United States. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein made the projection official with a wire transfer of hundreds of millions of dark money dollars from Wall Street financial institutions to Hillary Clinton's super PAC Correct the Record.

"Wall Street projects Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic presidential nomination, and the White House in November. The people at Goldman Sachs and other highly reputable financial organizations are pretty good at manipulating numbers," declared a smirking Lloyd Blankfein.


Blankfein continued, "But just to make sure, the other banksters and I may have donated hundreds of millions of dollars to the super PAC Hillary is definitely not coordinating with on a daily basis. The law is pretty clear that I don't have to tell you anything about the money."

"No. I will not confirm receiving a transfer of hundreds of millions of dollars from Wall Street institutions this morning," replied David Brock, Chief Henchman of Hillary Clinton at Correct the Record.


Clinton used the same one-word answer for both TNA's request for comment and TNA's inquiry about whether she would release the transcripts of her paid speeches to Wall Street institutions.

"No," replied Clinton.

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