3.26.2016

Trump Sends Naked Pictures of Himself to Ted Cruz's Wife Heidi

LAST UPDATED @ 4:02PM (3.26.2016)

Donald Trump sends naked pictures of himself to Heidi Cruz. Ted Cruz's campaign claims a part of Trump's anatomy in the pictures has been taken from another body and photoshopped onto Trump's.

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and orange billionaire Donald Trump confirmed he had sent naked pictures of himself to Heidi Cruz, who is the wife of his main Republican rival U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas. Trump claimed he sent Heidi Cruz naked pictures of himself as a peace offering following a Twitter feud with Ted Cruz, and because he loves women.

"Yes, okay, fine. I sent naked pictures of myself to Heidi Cruz, because I think after being married to Ted Cruz for so long she deserved a treat. Ted Cruz can ask his wife about my claims about certain things," confessed Donald Trump.


Trump continued, "Everyone knows I love women, and I am the greatest lover of women. No one has done what I have done to women. I've already heard many people saying Heidi has called me to thank me for the pictures."

"I mean, I also sent those naked pictures as a peace offering to let Heidi and Ted know there are no hard feelings for all the lies they have been spewing about me. Maybe hard other things, though," said Trump.


An unidentified member of the press asked Trump about the Cruz campaign claiming a certain part of his anatomy in the pictures appeared to have been pasted from the body of another man.

"Everyone knows I am not a violent person, and I don't like violence, but if any supporter wants to punch that reporter in the face I will pay your legal bills," replied Trump.

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