2.10.2016

Unmedicated Man Thinks Trump Will Rein In Executive Power

LAST UPDATED @ 11:56AM (2.10.2016)

Massachusetts man says he is confident Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump will rein executive power in as president, despite the demagogic billionaire's numerous statements to the contrary.

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BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, an unmedicated Massachusetts man declared he believed Republican presidential candidate and demagogic billionaire Donald Trump would rein executive power in. Thomas Basil, a Republican construction worker and married father of two, told TNA he thought Trump would moderate the authority of the presidency, despite the billionaire's numerous statements about violating the Constitution and ignoring sound reasoning in the name of national security.

"Donald Trump will make America great again, and be a president for the People. Trump will totally scale back the power of the presidency, but there will definitely be more than a few huge exceptions," asserted a Basil.


Mr. Basil continued, "President Trump has to defend the United States. That means keeping Muslims out of America while tracking the ones already here, and using nuclear weapons against our enemies."

"President Trump will also have to ignore the Constitution when he violates the Fourteenth Amendment and strips citizenship from the children of illegal immigrants," said Basil.


Mr. Basil was asked if he could hear himself speak, and if he had any medical problems.

"Yes. And I am not going to take meds for either," replied Basil.

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