Thomas Basil, a right-wing politics man, is convinced small government and tax cuts for the wealthy will solve America's decaying infrastructure problem.
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| Thomas Basil is a right-wing politics man who believes things like Republicans will fix America's infrastructure by cutting his taxes. |
BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a Massachusetts man with a record of following right-wing media declared the Republican Party would either repair or update America's deteriorating infrastructure with another round of tax cuts. Thomas Basil - a Republican, construction worker, and married father of two - asserted small government and tax cuts mainly targeting the rich were the solutions to America's deteriorating infrastructure.
"Small government and tax cuts + a shit infrastructure = better infrastructure," stated Mr. Basil, who drew out his plan to repair America's decaying infrastructure.
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| A formula by Thomas Basil showing how small government and tax cuts for the rich work. |
"So do you have any questions about how it works, or do I have to explain it to you?" asked Basil.
TNA confirmed it did not have any questions about Mr. Basil's formula.