2.21.2016

Man Thinks Republicans Will Fix Infrastructure with More Tax Cuts

LAST UPDATED @ 12:03PM (2.21.2016)

Thomas Basil, a right-wing politics man, is convinced small government and tax cuts for the wealthy will solve America's decaying infrastructure problem.


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Republicans will fix America's infrastructure by cutting his taxes.

BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a Massachusetts man with a record of following right-wing media declared the Republican Party would either repair or update America's deteriorating infrastructure with another round of tax cuts. Thomas Basil - a Republican, construction worker, and married father of two - asserted small government and tax cuts mainly targeting the rich were the solutions to America's deteriorating infrastructure.


"Small government and tax cuts + a shit infrastructure = better infrastructure," stated Mr. Basil, who drew out his plan to repair America's decaying infrastructure.

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A formula by Thomas Basil showing how small government and tax cuts for the rich work.

Basil continued, "Unlike liberals and big government, small government conservatives actually have plans that will work to make America great again."


"So do you have any questions about how it works, or do I have to explain it to you?" asked Basil.

TNA confirmed it did not have any questions about Mr. Basil's formula.

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