2.07.2016

Hillary Tells Women to Vote for Sarah Palin, Carly Fiorina

LAST UPDATED @ 3:15PM (2.7.2016)

Hillary Clinton inadvertently tells women they must vote for the likes of Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina simply because they are women, which is a professional qualification for the presidency.


Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)
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WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton repeated her belief that being a woman was a professional qualification for the presidency, and told women they must vote for her because she is also a woman. In doing so, Secretary Clinton's logic inadvertently told American women they must also vote for the likes of Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina simply because they were also women, which automatically made them qualified for the presidency.

"Women need to vote for me, because I am a woman. That's just how it is, and there is a special circle in hell reserved for women who do not support other women," declared Secretary Clinton to a crowd of women that was largely composed of undecided voters.


Clinton continued, "My positions on things like regulating Wall Street, marriage equality, preemptive and perpetual war, and so many other things are simply not relevant, because I am a woman. If you can't understand that, you're a sexist."


TNA asked Secretary Clinton if she realized her reasoning also meant women like Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina were qualified to be president just by being women, and she was telling other women they must vote for them.

"That is absolutely ridiculous, and a question only a sexist would ask," replied Clinton, who called Sarah Palin and Carly Fiorina "not the quickest bunnies in the forest."

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