Trump Attacks Bernie Sanders for Lacking Policy on Rosie O'Donnell

LAST UPDATED @ 4:36PM (1.13.2016)

Trump calls Bernie Sanders "naive and a big wimp" with no policy on the clear and present danger to the United States represented by Rosie O'Donnell. Trump also promises he will nuke Rosie from outer space.

At the 8.6.2015 GOP debate, Donald Trump warns Rosie O'Donnell she will be a top priority of the Trump White House.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and empathy-handicapped billionaire Donald Trump criticized Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont for completely lacking a policy on how to combat comedian and actress Rosie O'Donnell. Trump called Sanders' lack of a policy regarding O'Donnell "shameful" while asserting Rosie was "a fat pig," "a clear and present danger to the United States," and she should probably be nuked from outer space.

"It's unbelievable and embarrassing that Bernie Sanders has been ignoring the issue of how to deal with Rosie O'Donnell, who is a fat pig, dog, slob, and a just a hugely disgusting animal. I mean, I feel bad and embarrassed for Bernie, because he is being naive and a big wimp on this Rosie thing," said Donald Trump, who was simultaneously insulting Rosie O'Donnell on Twitter.

Trump continued, "I am talking about things like how we are probably going to have to nuke Rosie O'Donnell from outer space before she gets fatter and even more disgusting. That's the type of stuff Americans really care about. They understand Rosie is a clear and present danger to the United States that should be nuked, and I'll do that."

"But what is that loser Bernie Sanders talking about?" asked Trump, who paused before answering, "Really, really stupid things like income inequality, regulating the financial sector to prevent another economic meltdown, and how healthcare should be a right for all Americans. No one cares about crap like that."

The press was removed from Trump's presence so he could concentrate on insulting Rosie O'Donnell even more on Twitter, as she had just started replying to the Republican presidential candidate's taunts.

Bernie Sanders responded to TNA's request for comment by stating, "I, like most Americans, think Trump should suspend his campaign, put that silver spoon back in his mouth, and go do rich people stuff."


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