9.15.2015

Louisiana Man Who Turned $1B Surplus Into $1.5B Deficit Calls Trump "Delusional Sociopath"

BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a Louisiana man who turned a nearly $1 billion surplus into a $1.5 billion deficit in less than two terms in office called Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump a "delusional sociopath." TNA has learned the man's name is Piyush "Bobby" Jindal - Governor of Louisiana and yet another Republican presidential candidate - who embraced trickle-down economics in his state, caused massive damage to Louisiana's economy, and told Americans as recently as ten minutes ago he was "the best person to be the next president."


"Donald Trump is a delusional sociopath who has caused the abject misery of others, because he only cares about himself. He is a terrible candidate for the Republican Party, and completely lacks experience using Republican economic principles to destroy an economy for personal gain," stated Jindal, who grinned at reporters and assured everyone the "balanced" budget he signed in June "just kicks the can down the road and will only result in larger deficits to haunt Louisianans for generations."

Piyush "Bobby" Jindal speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.26.2015. 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Jindal continued, "Just look at the Republican utopia of Louisiana. All the corporate socialism, privatization, and tax cuts for the rich have resulted in higher taxes for the poor and middle class, a higher unemployment rate, failing schools and terrible healthcare, and a jaw-dropping budget deficit. It is perfectly executed Republican economics."


"Of course, I could never hope to surpass George W. Bush, who is the master of Republican economics and left a massive amount budget deficit in his wake, unless I become president. So I am clearly the best man in the Republican field and the entire country to be president," asserted Jindal.

Jindal refused to comment on President Obama having a higher approval rating in Louisiana than him, and denied reports Grover Norquist was his "anti-tax extremist sugar daddy."

Donald Trump replied to TNA's request for comment by calling Jindal "a loser," and slammed him for "doing terrible, awful, stupid things in Louisiana."

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