"I came all the way from Wisconsin to support Kim Davis and see her violate the law again, but she allowed her assistant clerks to issue marriage licenses today. Davis claimed she would not authorize any of them, and that they were likely invalid since her divine name wasn't on them. That was good enough for me, especially since I mainly came here to yell at people," stated Nancy Falconi, a waitress from Milwaukee.
to gay couples, because she hates America and the Constitution.
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"I don't think Kim Davis has any idea how far my wife and I traveled to see her continue to be a criminal in the name of Jesus. Even though Davis was not arrested we did have a real hoot doing the other thing we came here to do, which was hollerin' at all the gays and lesbians," stated Chet Mellowsands, an unemployed phlebotomist.
Other bigots came from as far as Oregon - where they claimed it was difficult to find "like-minded imbeciles" - and Alaska - where it was allegedly not so difficult.