"My motive for killing so many people was financial gain, and I am very sorry for that. Having to pay $900 million for my criminal actions is absolutely a deterrent, and I promise never to kill over 100 people ever again," stated GM, a legal person who claimed he was "consumed by guilt for having to pay so much money for my actions."
|A picture of serial killerGeneral Motors (Above).|
The Justice Department explained it thought the settlement with GM, whom it compared to serial killer Ford and its use of faulty gas tanks to murder people in the 1970s, was "absolutely fair," and the punishment "totally brought justice to those killed by GM."
At the end of the press conference, General Motors announced it was releasing a new car in 2017 called the "Brakeless Carriage."